Saying Grace
"Rub a dub dub - God bless this grub"
"Mr President is there a padre in the mess?" "No" comes the reply "Thank God. Amen"
(In a Yorkshire accent)
"We pray tat Lord ta mak us able,
ta et alt food tha's on this table"
Oh Lord above,
Send down a dove
With wings as sharp as razors
To cut the throats
Of them there blokes
What sell bad food to sailors".
Good Wine
Good Meat
Good God
Lets Eat
Dear God, we paid for all this food ourselves, so thanks for nothing
"God save the Queen, bless our victuals and make us thankful" (Nelson's grace)
We love our bread, We love our butter, But most of all, We love each
other, Thank you LORD for our food. Amen
Please bless us sinners as we eat our dinners,
(Scottish accent)
Some hae meat and cannae eat. Some nae meat but want it. We hae meat and
we can eat and sae the Lord be thankit.
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